Window Seat | Mrinal Chatterjee
Phobia
Biologically
speaking, developing a phobia is as easy as experiencing a traumatic event and
consistently relating that event to something (often arbitrary) that was
present when the event transpired.It is possible for someone to develop an
irrational fear of almost anything.
For
example,'caligynephobia' is the distinct fear of beautiful women; at least the
ones the sufferer deems to be beautiful. 'Philophobia is the fear of falling in
love. This may start out by obsessing over a broken relationship, and
eventually culminate in the fear of experiencing heartbreak again.
Then there
is phronemophobia. People who suffer from phronemophobia are scared of
thinking. More specifically, they are afraid to be alone with their thoughts,
and are said to have a faulty understanding of how the brain interprets ideas
and reactions as separate things. They feel that if a certain thought enters
their head, they will be powerless to stop it. Therefore 'phronemophobics' spend
a lot of their time distracting themselves in order to keep deeper thoughts at
bay.
And then
there is 'Pantophobia', (also referred to as panophobia or omniphobia), which
means fear of everything. While understandably hard to pin down in direct
psychological terms, it can also refer to a non-specific phobia, or just a
general sense of being scared all the time.
I guess,
most of us are suffering from pantophobia. We are scared of everything. And
some of us middle class 'intellectuals' are definitely suffering from
phronemophobia.
Clarity is dangerous?
Richard
Dawkins, often termed as the world's most famous atheist said in a recent
interview," I have two theories which are not mutually exclusive. One is
the religion business. People really, really hate their religion being
critisised. It's as through you've said they had an ugly face. There is a
historical attitude that religion is off-limit to criticism. Also some people
find clarity threatening. They like muddle, confusion, obscurity. So when
somebody does no more than speak clearly it sounds threatening."
How
profound!
Farewell
The
other day I attended a farewell party of a colleague who is retiring on this
month end. I realised that farewell party is an occasion for nostalgia,
reflection and probably plans for the one’s own post-retirement future. Even as
I was munching the pastries, I was thinking how I would feel when I'll retire
on 2025. On mid 2017 it looks too distant. But I know, I'll be there almost
suddenly- without me even realising that the time has arrived. Will I be happy?
Will I be sad? But one thing is certain- I'll miss this place in which I have
been working for the last seventeen years, this small Central Odisha town, this
small campus with a hill and a forest woven at its rims.
Let me not think about retirement now. I have a heavy load of pending works before I hang my boots. And I do not want to be distracted by the thought of life without any work to do, any deadline to meet, any assignment to complete. That is too tempting to fall in love with.
Let me not think about retirement now. I have a heavy load of pending works before I hang my boots. And I do not want to be distracted by the thought of life without any work to do, any deadline to meet, any assignment to complete. That is too tempting to fall in love with.
Tailpiece 1: How to get a seat in a crowded restaurant?
A man
went to a restaurant and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, he
took out hiw phone and pretended to make a phone call loudly saying
“Hey
your wife is here with another man...come over and see for yourself.”
Nine
ladies disappreared!
Tailpiece 2: Kya Common Hai?
Mandir k bahar Chappal rakhane me aur
Miscall dene me kya common hai?
.....Hamesa dar laga raheta he k sala udhar se utha na le…!!!
(Courtesy: Sudhansu
Deo )
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Mrinal
Chatterjee, a journalist turned media academician. He lives on the valley of
Paniohala Hills at Dhenkanal, Odisha and besides writing on media and current
affairs, also writes fiction.